Pus Demotivational Poster
BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.
CAT BATH -
THIS ROOM - It's full of people who care when your feelings are hurt.
SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?
A BLOND CHICK WITH A NICE PUSSY - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.
YOLO - You Obviously Love Octopi
WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass
WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.
CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !
EMO CAVALRY -
LOVE TO HATE YOU -
RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN! - Believe me...she's not impressed. These Goddesses can be so hard to please.
SPOT THE PIMPLE AND ZIT DOWN IN COVER -
WAIT A SEC.... - Did you just call me a pussy?
GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet
CIVILIAN ADVISER -
WHAT? - You don't have the Rent? That's it! RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!
PLATYPUS - it ain't much but its all they got
GRAVITY - Gravity is for pussies
MODERATORS - What they must see, cannot be unseen. Thank them more often, won't you?
PIANO - Arghhh, Nom, Nom, Nom.
PLATYPUS - Because GOD has a sense of humor
CUBBY - has had just about enough of your shenanigans
GUINNESS - Because transparent beers are for pussies.
A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.
FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1...
MY FAVORITE SHORTCUT -
CIGARETTE GUM -
JOSIE ANT THE PUSSYCATS - Long tails and ears for hats
And for my next number.. -
Put Up Your Dukes -
PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.
BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.
MY CHILDHOOD - Was spent pretending to be a monkey for my Dad's Organ grinder gig. How can he get angry when I start throwing my poop at him?
STRATEGIC MISDIRECTION -
BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies
RED ROVER - Banned in all 50 states by the 21st Century because some kid cried. Kids are so wussy nowadays
THE OUTSIDE WORLD - It's NOT for Pussies
BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!
THE KRAMPUS - And you thought Michael Jackson was scary.
BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.
FAST FOOD -
SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate
PUSH ME -
COLLEGE - The best 4 years of your life that you'll never remember.
MINNIE, SUPER CAT... - by any chance have you seen Nemo?
PERCHTEN - Screw elves,these guys are badass!
EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!
EVEN PRECIOUS AGREES.... - VAMPIRES SHOULDN'T SPARKLE!
EDOARDO PONTI & CARLO PONTI JR. -
THE OPERATOR HAS IT DOWN -
PAUL THE OCTUPUS - Maybe predicting that the Koreans would be defeated wasn't the best idea.
THE SEARCH FOR THE OCTOPUS - is under way
KITTEN KOMBAT -
MMMMMMM... - You are so so right.., It 'does' taste just like chicken..!!
HITLER'S FINAL PUSH - In his final attempt for victory, Hitler trained a special group of nazis to invade the world of entertainment through song and dance.
CONTACTING THE MOTHERSHIP - Because a foil covered umbrella only works in the movies
CATCH 22 -
EBONY & IVORY - Archie likes his coffee like his women...
1 GUY 0 CUPS - The German Hardcore Version Of That Crap
CANNIBALISM - What did you think when I said I was going to eat her?
CAMPUS TELEVISION - Where even good girls don't have a real problem with buttsex.
TURMOIL - Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
PUSHOVERS - Another adjective for people who believe everything they hear on TV
WAITAMINUTE! - got jail? that's better!
BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP - For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement
PREPUCE - The best-best-seller.
Google Safe Search -
Platypus says.. -
when i grow up -
MOTIFAKE MODERATOR PUSH BROOM - KEEPS THIS SITE CLEAN
WE ALL KNOW PETER JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELF -
TREKKIES - Shouldn`t mess with their cats,it`s the closest to a pussy as they`ll ever get
Moby Dick -
SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING, DARKSIDE -
SLIPPING ONE TO YOUR MUM - It will make you go blind
GOOD LIQUOR -
I'll run through the crowd -
I Got Your Cock Now -
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