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Pus Demotivational Poster

BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.

TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

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Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


TAGS: cards poker money cat pussy
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

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esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.



TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


TAGS: victory baby push achieve goal
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
LOL!!!! Of course!!! now I see haha, if it was his parents will have a hard task ahead of them.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:27 pm
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Good 5tuff Gas, keep 'em coming.
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
but it's still the smell of victory! it seems to have been really hard for this baby to... achieve xD. thx!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
Victory might smell sweet, but the reason he looks like that probably doesn't... 5 1st places for you

THIS ROOM - It's full of people who care when your feelings are hurt.

TAGS: lonely pussy
Rating: 4.37/5

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Killroykill - February 22, 2010, 8:44 am
favorited. 5 kitties

SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?

A BLOND CHICK WITH A NICE PUSSY - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.

YOLO - You Obviously Love Octopi

WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass

WHINING - Soccer has way too much of it.

TAGS: soccer pussy whining mongo
Rating: 4.15/5

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Mongo - July 19, 2010, 12:12 pm
Sorry...just had to dig this up.
TheDude - April 6, 2010, 2:03 pm
you want it to be called football, stop crying like a bitch

CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !


TAGS: emo cavalry scene kidz funny tits pussy goth
Rating: 2.43/5

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sasquatch76 - February 12, 2010, 4:42 pm


RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! - Believe me...she's not impressed. These Goddesses can be so hard to please.

TAGS: octopus girl
Rating: 3.53/5

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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:17 am


TAGS: gross pus squeeze
Rating: 3.72/5

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forseti - November 5, 2010, 5:23 pm
Not the best motifake in the world I guess, but I had to show you this picture. I call it the car-accident-effect. Disgusting, but you can't look away...
javalord32 - November 5, 2010, 1:20 pm
Rissa Heisler - November 5, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, that's staph infection.... it sucks uber.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

if a litt bit of bile rises to the back of my throat i feel i have to give this the 5L'er
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 8:46 pm
jeez! That thing is about to look like one hell of an exit wound.
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:38 pm
Damn mosquitos.
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:35 pm
Looks like his brain tries to flee.
rerun - November 4, 2010, 7:30 pm

"EPV". now, that is a disease name for you
TheTrashHeap - November 4, 2010, 7:25 pm
Because epidermal pus volcano was too long?
rerun - November 4, 2010, 7:06 pm

I haven't seen a boil like that in years...wonder why they are called boils?
pzykosiz - November 4, 2010, 6:19 pm
is that a normal sized pimple on a midget?
TheTrashHeap - November 4, 2010, 6:12 pm
Please please please be photoshopped!
motinet - November 4, 2010, 6:03 pm


WAIT A SEC.... - Did you just call me a pussy?

GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet


TAGS: phydeaux tribute stormtroopers ewoks pussies
Rating: 4.7/5

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curzondax12 - November 6, 2010, 4:17 am
not the biggest star wars fan but love this
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:56 am
THis is still a personal favorite... a work of greatness!
Spades - July 9, 2010, 9:46 am
hahahaha! still laughing! 5L
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:33 pm
5 imperial credits.
spacedog - July 8, 2010, 10:31 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
Caption for this picture has been perfected.

WHAT? - You don't have the Rent? That's it! RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!

PLATYPUS - it ain't much but its all they got


TAGS: sourpuss baby lemons pickles evil
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 9:39 pm
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am

lol...fav'd dog

GRAVITY - Gravity is for pussies

MODERATORS - What they must see, cannot be unseen. Thank them more often, won't you?

TAGS: cigar octopus moderators timmy
Rating: 4.65/5

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CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:24 am
Yep, that it does :-)
cousinit - August 30, 2011, 1:32 am
You know, it kinds does...but the cigar makes it look...somehow...funnier.
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:23 am
I know that's supposed to be an octopus, but I'm still thinking that looks like a real life Squidbillies character

PIANO - Arghhh, Nom, Nom, Nom.

TAGS: piano pussy nom nom nom
Rating: 4.29/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:41 pm
Cue Zez Confrey.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:03 am
Heh, one more Nom and I would have totally heard Beethoven's 5th.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:00 am
Classic. 5L

PLATYPUS - Because GOD has a sense of humor

TAGS: platypus humor god
Rating: 3.47/5

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just me - January 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
Oh - there you are Perry.

CUBBY - has had just about enough of your shenanigans

GUINNESS - Because transparent beers are for pussies.

TAGS: guinness beer pussies men
Rating: 3.18/5

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James - July 31, 2009, 3:07 pm
must......not........fap lol
LogicDude - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
I can almost hear....a slight electronic fapping buzz sound...
Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
Just don't nobody put their ear up to their computer right now ... trust me on this. aggy's online.
MO - June 22, 2009, 7:44 pm
And here all this time I thought that was your middle name????
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:42 pm
What the hell is this, and why isn't my name on it? 1L

A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.

TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like pussy so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

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faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest fucked up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am
5/5 for the tags as well

FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1...

TAGS: face cake push rnr
Rating: 2.56/5

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TAGS: one two three push
Rating: 4.7/5

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dudeishehot - June 20, 2012, 2:35 pm
oh $hit, there's a stuck H2
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 11:14 pm
This picture is just begging for the caption "Bend over, I'll drive."
AcidRain - June 18, 2012, 5:58 pm
And always push against the plastic parts.
jedimonk - June 18, 2012, 9:47 am
H2's are rarely driven off road by people who know how to drive off road... Have fun digging that out!!! lulz
Zetmonk - June 18, 2012, 6:50 am
Good, sturdy shoes. Perfect for the outdoors really.


TAGS: kids today pussyfied sad cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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boinger - March 17, 2011, 10:29 am
Killing people is easy. Being P.C. is a pain in the nether-regions.
TheOne - March 17, 2011, 6:06 am
I miss the candy ones,I use to act kinda cool when ever i got them off the ice cream truck.

JOSIE ANT THE PUSSYCATS - Long tails and ears for hats

TAGS: josie and the pussycats
Rating: 2.65/5

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agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 3:28 am
Ok.... the lame username belies the genius of your comment. A well-constructed anti-timmy paragraph if I've ever seen one.
OMGWTFBBQ - March 15, 2009, 12:34 am
He's right,your supposed to deficate on the keyboard as you type by smashing your face against the keys while singing "Wheels on the Bus" while quietly sobbing to yourself as you realize that that "secret handshake" your scout master gave you was oral sex
W - March 8, 2009, 5:23 pm
Typing: You're not doing it right.

And for my next number.. -

Put Up Your Dukes -

TAGS: octopus door hook
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 7:55 pm
Queensbury Rules, eh?
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm
Love this one
Iconoclast - August 13, 2013, 12:23 pm
Now I'll never look at coat hooks the same way. 5L

PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.

TAGS: elevator push button faster
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
Can't prove it to humans.
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:47 pm
Wow, you can feel it through the interweb!?
MPsniper - December 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
the call command is only sent on the initial button press. any more presses after that do nothing. i try to explain that to people and they just give me an uncomprehending blank stare.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
That's A Good One !

BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.

MY CHILDHOOD - Was spent pretending to be a monkey for my Dad's Organ grinder gig. How can he get angry when I start throwing my poop at him?

TAGS: so hot thinking of an octopus and a squid doing it
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:37 am
Love it!!!


TAGS: carol brady peter milf mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?

BULL CAVALRY - In Mexico, Horses are for pussies

TAGS: bull monkey pussies cavalry
Rating: 3.44/5

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Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 2:02 am
no more monkeying around this bullshit!


TAGS: octopus enclosed breathe choking fishbowl
Rating: 4.95/5

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Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:32 am
Incredible pic to go with that subscript!
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


RED ROVER - Banned in all 50 states by the 21st Century because some kid cried. Kids are so wussy nowadays

TAGS: wussies pussies wimps and sissys
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 7:10 pm
pashaw! have you seen Aggy's arms? oh, guns, hmm, Sean?...crap, ralph lauren underwear model, alligator mouth, mosquito butt, again
thatonechick - April 21, 2010, 7:00 pm
You should know that I have very weak arms. :( Might change your plan a little.
GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 6:56 pm
$10 that says me and TOC hold against you and Aggy,.. Game?
Sean - April 21, 2010, 6:44 pm
5 bucks says Roamer breaks on through!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:25 pm
The parents are pussies too

THE OUTSIDE WORLD - It's NOT for Pussies

BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!

THE KRAMPUS - And you thought Michael Jackson was scary.

BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.



SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate


TAGS: push me
Rating: 4.16/5

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COLLEGE - The best 4 years of your life that you'll never remember.

MINNIE, SUPER CAT... - by any chance have you seen Nemo?

PERCHTEN - Screw elves,these guys are badass!

TAGS: krampus perchten rauhnacht satan
Rating: 2.67/5

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phydeaux - February 2, 2010, 1:16 pm
I would expect someone named Alaric to find this...and enjoy it!

EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!

TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.




PAUL THE OCTUPUS - Maybe predicting that the Koreans would be defeated wasn't the best idea.


TAGS: octopus world cup
Rating: 4.17/5

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forseti - July 12, 2010, 3:38 am
Paul had to chose between two boxes. If you want to see the octopus in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAEmJfbheyY
forseti - July 12, 2010, 3:35 am
GS explained it already. btw: Paul was right with both finals two... 100% this time. Let's give it to Chef for some fried squid rings ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 9, 2010, 7:30 pm
I thought Paul was a Walrus....coocoocachoo.....5L
IllicoPresto - July 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
Paul was also right 5 out of 6 games during the 2008 Eurocup.
Derek - July 9, 2010, 5:38 pm
Heheh, fantastic
Airman - July 9, 2010, 3:13 pm
maybe forseti can fill us in.. I read somwhere that the Germans were very upset with Paul (the octopus)
GreyScorpion - July 9, 2010, 2:52 pm
Paul the octopus is incredibly accurate. The German mollusk went a perfect 6-for-6 in predicting his country's World Cup matches, up to and including its 1-0 semifinal loss to Spain on Wednesday.
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 2:47 pm
I dont think so. The tags refer to the World Cup, but i not know what its about. Any one care to explain?
Zealot - July 9, 2010, 2:46 pm
did i miss something on the forum?


MMMMMMM... - You are so so right.., It 'does' taste just like chicken..!!

TAGS: lick a lot a puss
Rating: 3.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:07 pm

i like!

HITLER'S FINAL PUSH - In his final attempt for victory, Hitler trained a special group of nazis to invade the world of entertainment through song and dance.

CONTACTING THE MOTHERSHIP - Because a foil covered umbrella only works in the movies

TAGS: push
Rating: 3.4/5

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LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
Sean - was there a short guy with a big head and a British accent at that "Sexy Party" yer talking about?
Sean - May 28, 2009, 3:05 pm
Ohhhhh. That explains why I keep getting beamed up to the Brothership. But hey, once you get passed the probing, you find that those dudes really know how to party. Try it some time ... you'll need two rolls of tin foil, someduct tape, a large umb- ...

CATCH 22 -

EBONY & IVORY - Archie likes his coffee like his women...

TAGS: archie archies pussycat pussycats josie valerie
Rating: 3.17/5

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pieman - May 11, 2010, 3:17 pm
Should it be? Like Archie likes his Scotch, 12 years old and full of coke?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:40 pm
Hot, bitter and full of whiskey.
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 1:38 pm
Fatt Matt - May 11, 2010, 1:35 pm
Ground up and in the freezer.

1 GUY 0 CUPS - The German Hardcore Version Of That Crap

TAGS: commemorating tea time the british way is for pussies
Rating: 3.1/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:15 pm
Is he tea-bagging himself?


TAGS: bolts push pins tape jesus christ anything to whine
Rating: 2.92/5

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MO - July 22, 2009, 12:19 am
FTW Aggy!! FTW!!!!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:13 am
MO - July 22, 2009, 12:10 am
Bizzaro comment.....I always knew you were crazy but, now I can see your....

CANNIBALISM - What did you think when I said I was going to eat her?

TAGS: pussy food
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:13 pm
This picture should be NSFW. It.... is.... HOT!
Auda - October 30, 2008, 3:20 pm
Damn. *as
Auda - October 30, 2008, 3:20 pm
It's a piece of steak. And asa for the spacing, I was worried about the word wrap.
Culos - October 29, 2008, 6:23 am
Can't help wondering which part of her this used to be.... Am I sick or what?
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:33 am
i just think you're and idiot energy
energy - October 28, 2008, 9:27 am
i think you're an idiot for putting related text that short on 3 lines
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 9:09 am
Tasty! Had her with some fava beans and a fine chianti...

CAMPUS TELEVISION - Where even good girls don't have a real problem with buttsex.

TURMOIL - Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.

TAGS: push
Rating: 2.38/5

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PUSHOVERS - Another adjective for people who believe everything they hear on TV

WAITAMINUTE! - got jail? that's better!

TAGS: push
Rating: 2.14/5

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BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP - For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement

PREPUCE - The best-best-seller.


TAGS: pussycat hooker memories herpes sailor
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - May 30, 2013, 3:13 pm
Thanks and done
Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 7:31 am

this is cute. you should think about dropping this over to digmydog as well. i'm pretty sure it would be very well recieved there as well.

Google Safe Search -

Platypus says.. -

Vacation -

TAGS: christmas santa claus krampus holiday
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2013, 8:10 am
A nice piece of Germanic folklore for christmas hehe.

when i grow up -



TAGS: push broom sweeps clean
Rating: 4.58/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 6:05 pm
Crap! I gave you a 4l I think... was meant to be 5... bloody sensitive touchscreen... sorry bout that, but thanks for the lol, nice one

Pulsh -


TREKKIES - Shouldn`t mess with their cats,it`s the closest to a pussy as they`ll ever get

TAGS: pussy
Rating: 4.1/5

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TAGS: keep pushing pushing pushing
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Add to faves...This is great

Moby Dick -

TAGS: harpoon octopus
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:40 pm
That's more like "Toilers of the Sea", but he used a knife.


TAGS: i wonder if chris is gonna get some oedipus action in this
Rating: 3.46/5

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mrwhyte - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
1L because this isn't a motifake. Just an ad.

Mutations -

TAGS: octopus tongue mutation
Rating: 3.42/5

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steve1961 - April 20, 2013, 11:17 am
Tentacles and women-sounds like the anime-loving Silver's dream date...although he is still kind of po'd about Cthulu and his restraining order...
Swampfox - April 19, 2013, 7:22 pm
Whatever... I want her phone number.
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 4:02 pm
Maybe not so good either -- squid suckers have teeth!


SLIPPING ONE TO YOUR MUM - It will make you go blind

TAGS: o dee puss
Rating: 1.67/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:48 pm
Yeah, he stabbed his eyes out and shit. Thus, he went blind. This poster=truth
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:47 pm
At first. Didn't end too well if I remember.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:46 pm
Worked for Oedipus...

Motifake Death -

Love -

TAGS: octopus clam tentacals love lust
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 2, 2015, 7:37 am
Nice! L L L L L

Drunk Octopus -

TAGS: drunk octopus fight hook
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - January 2, 2018, 6:37 am
very clever, UP yours

Sympathies -

TAGS: men colds pussies sympathy family
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:05 pm
Dizz, best advice I can give...put a box of tissue, a bottle of beer and some cough meds on a tray and stealthily push it through the doorway with a 10 ft. pole! Gods' speed my friend!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:59 pm
lg...revenge is sweet...just snorted my cola over my keyboard with your reply. Thanks hun!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:47 am
Well timed Prissy!!! My favorite redhead is in the fine male tradition, being truly pathetic and stubbornly brave all at the same time! LOL! 5L!!!
lgvernon - February 23, 2015, 10:13 pm

Thanks. I just spit chicken tortilla soup on my keyboard.5 choking lions. It just occurred to me...I was eating oatmeal...

Tentacles -